| 01 AD.) Why don't all the videos work? I get this question about 10 times a day (which is really kinda cool cause at least people are looking at this stuff) and I really have no answer. It totally should work. Im not bullshitting you here.
Now, if it doesn't work, make sure you are with the most current quicktime player, and then try a different browser. If these don't work, turn off your computer, open the side panel, and make sure the memory port next to the processor is the color green. If it isn't the color green, find some spray paint (any brand mind you, but the more expensive, the less times you have to go over it) and give it a good covering. Next, slowy back up from the open panel as sometimes the processor elf (otherwise known as a Prelf) will become angered. (You did just paint part of his home green) If his eyes flash red, he has become angered by your actions and will try to smite you down with his prelvish sword (it looks like a memory card, but beware, it has the power to cut you like the worst paper cut ever). If his eyes flash green, he doesnt mind at all and will go back to whatever it is he does in your computer. If his eyes flash a rosey pink, he has actually become aroused by the color and you are in for a different kind of trouble. Once the panel has been replaced, restart your computer, load up your browser, and enjoy the movies contained here in. If your computer doesn't start up, its probably because you just sprayed paint into it, and you shouldn't be operating a computer in the first place.
hope this was helpful. bye.
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07/21/08.) Well, this morning I coughed up a fist sized black and red blob thing while showering. Usually when coughing things up, it take a bit of hacking and horking to get something good, but this....this ball came up with only one good deep cough. It felt like I was headed towards a trancendental state of euphoria before I actually looked at what had come outta my body. For reference I will point you in the direction of the classic 1988 remake of the Blob, except the ball of goo goes down the drain in my version, not up through the drain with killing zest as Kevin Dillon sees it.
Oh, I also bought the directors cut of From Beyond, and one thing I've learned from that is don't watch it with your mom, and not because of the gore parts, but because of the wierd sexual connotations within the film, as well as the chance some family members, like your cousins lets say, may walk in at the part where Barbara Crampton happens to be dressed in an S&M outfit and secretly giving Jeffery Combs a handski.
Yeah, awkward.
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